Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Oh, I don't know. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Future Cartman Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. They've all been lying to us this whole time! 21:58. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. Today I want to write towards my unknown. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. I have no idea, man. But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! [Now they have separate beds. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. I want them to have to admit that they lied to me! 12/04/2002 I don't believe that he's my future self! Right. I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! I don't believe that he's my future self! What, uh-? I have no idea, man. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. I know that's just what you told me. Chris, don't you see? Me, Stan Marsh • ¡Arriba arriba! We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. ¡Es verde! He's me when I'm 32. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. Oh, God, it smells in here. When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. [an air of determination appears] Amd I need to learn to behave myself! Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Ohhh, that makes me angry! To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Oh, I don't know. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Wait a minute. View All Photos (1) In Theaters Streaming Movies TV Shows Opening. Your son seems to be responding. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. added by LilRabb. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. He'll be playing the role of your future son. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off] If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. My Future Self n' Me. The Osbournes (Ozzy and Jack speak) Grandpa Marvin Marsh I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. My Future Self n' Me Photos. Directed by Trey Parker, Eric Stough. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? I know that Mom had actually let it out. We are your #1 source for all things South Park. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! Oh! It is lying, Butters. How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself from the future?? Future Stan • Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. a-and Clyde's. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Script • A trope in which a character using Time Travel encounters himself in the future or the past, and goes to introduce himself. I want them to see what they did was wrong! From 'My Future Self n' Me'. I guess it's been around four months now. I hate having my future self around, too. So I don't know what to believe! Four months?? Future Butters Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Alright, where is that sonofabitch's wallet?! I know all about Motivation Corp.! I'm gonna do it. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. My futureself'n'me Gastspieler. You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hole in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? It's a powerful awareness raising exercise and brings to light the impact our current life choices (and lack of clarity and purpose around … I told you, I can't stand my future self. Dude, that's not extreme enough! And he's worked up quite a future for your son. Are you my eleven o'clock? Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I waunt, and doin' drugs when I waunt. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. stan marsh. 1. Look around you. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. We though the ends justified the means, but they don't. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. ¡Arriba arriba! This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. Oh. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? He knows everything Stan knows. Well, there's only one person I can blame. Follow/Fav New Kid Stories S1-E7: My Future Me, Myself, and I By: JustCallMeButtLord The New Kid and Kenny team up to go back in time and investigate who has been pulling the strings to rebuild an abandoned science lab somewhere in Park county, and find that … Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. We're running away! Oh Jesus, it smells! You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. Butters, we've go-! Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Future Stan I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. south park. I'm gonna do it. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! So, everything is working out with your future actor? Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? How about this? I hate him! ¡Es verde! Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. It looks kinda nice. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? I'm not that stupid! Highly recommended! Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! I'm not that stupid! Winter Park. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. And that show is so stupid. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! Felipe! That's why we have these consultations. Mr. and Mrs. Brooks Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Stan And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Well they both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? 1. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. Right. Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. 21:58. "My Future Self 'n' Me" South Park : List of South Park episodes "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the 15th episode of the sixth season of the American animated series South Park, and the 94th episode of the series overall. Yeah. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. My name is T. Becker. Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Me [Bus stop, next day. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Look! No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. Stan Marsh. Oh! What my company does is in. But I think it's coming together real nice. Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me" [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Just forget it, Cartman! I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. S6 • E6. Well, there's only one person I can blame. Cartman's paint crew, including Felipe and Carlos. Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. Stan! Ah, here he is. South Park Archives is an always improving database for the popular TV show. Stan arrives with future Stan] Stan: Hey guys. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax. A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Oh. It's so cool to see you guys. hey all! Stan! Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Future self, this is my good friend,-. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. Source: frecked_roll. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. It is lying, Butters. It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. That looks nice. Here I go. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. It is the opposite of Never the Selves Shall Meet in that the situation has no disastrous effects (at least not from the fact that the meeting occurred at … You're right, Linda. It's driving me crazy! Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n- I told you, I can't stand my future self. Okay, very nice, very nice. Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). Get it! My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. Wait right here, Stan. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! That it is, I assure you. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! Listen! [Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! I hate him! He's me when I'm 32. What?? I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] 12/04/2002 Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Felipe! posted by AnonymousSxW. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. You really came through. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. I thought each revenge was unique and customized! What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say. Yes, that's right. Sure I remember you. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree I know what you mean. Ohhh, that makes me angry! How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! That's why we have these consultations. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. Watch Random Episode. You don't know what you're doing! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! They've all been lying to us this whole time! My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. He's right. My Future Self n' Me. You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. Now consider what else makes you who you are. You from the future. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? You must be exhausted. Listen! Professor Chaos. Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. Okay, okay, fine. This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Butters, listen. Cartman We'll take smoking, for instance. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, Mona Marshall. Hi Everyone! My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! Oh. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. Dude, that's not extreme enough! Here I go. Look, I run a legitimate business hre with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. In the ass. stan. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! It's just a show! But why are you back in this time with us, son? So, everything is working out with your future actor? Original Songs. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. He'll be playing the role of your future son. He knows everything Stan knows. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. My God. Thank you. I know that's just what you told me. In the ass. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Oh. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. Aw, stop it, you guys! Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. We don't know you and you don't know us! You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hold in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? Show More. Their basic moral is that "when it comes to children and drugs, lying is okay". Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. Felipe, Images • Watch Random Episode. We'll take smoking, for instance. Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. I know what you mean. Show More. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? This is my future self. Well now you won't have to! Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? Sure I remember you. Yeah. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Just go away before we call the police! I’m going to hope you have a job, because if not, again: college=crap. Yep. Josh Casher God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! The Biggest Douche in the Universe/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/My_Future_Self_n%27_Me/Script?oldid=411973. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. It's a big flick a fuck! Full Ep. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! This might be our fault. Motivation Corp.! Look, you can make your weiner bigger in just three weeks. Chris and Linda Stotch Kyle Dad?? video. Your son seems to be responding. The ends justify the means. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! "My Future Self n' Me (song)" • A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. They just... don't, son! In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Full Ep. Imagine the person you believe yourself to be right now. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. This is Josh Casher. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. SanAndreas2628 5,423 views. South Park. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Dad, we fucking can't! I guess it's been about four months now. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. I don't know which swatch I like best. Yep. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Dad?? Oh, God, it smells in here. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true!

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