I also have a bag of marzipan JoyJoys. The Herald Angels Sing" ] [ The theme music over the end has an "Addams Family" motif throughout, and the "Gracie Films" music is different: instead of "Shh!" Suddenly, one of the back wheels comes off the bus and it loses control. Later that morning, the kids get on the bus for school. Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire. Krusty poses for trading card photo.". The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. In this segment, the entire Simpson family including Bart, … Marge: I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. Homer: Dear Homer IOU one brain, signed God. But I ask you, what is a contract? (reads the cards) "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes! MARGE The doors open and the Simpsons walk in. A long time goes by and Hutz has not come out. (we see a picture of a cape reading "Dracula") Police are baffled. (Cut back to Homer and the devil. Very well, but first some ground rules. Kent Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead. (It is a few moments later, and Uter is sat next to Bart.). Perhaps Lisa screams and Homer runs in. Groundskeeper Willie: I'm doing all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle walker! Kang: Foolish Earthling! HOMER Homer: And now to make the leap from dreams to reality! Wait! I'll see you in hell yet, Homer Simpson! ), (As the bus continues to roll along, Kang & Kodos watch from their space ship.). Bart is still nervous. (However, the gremlin appears at the back window, holding Flanders' severed head. And it was scrump-diddly-umptious! FLANDERS Number two, the jury will be chosen by me. (we see a picture of a cape reading "Dracula") The police are baffled. His head I wish I'd sell my sould for a donut! Marge: (entering) How do you know he's a vampire? Please, Bart, I've seen your stupid shemp. HANS BART Burns.). (flying into the room) I'm a vampire and I've come to suck your BART HOMER the Simpsons family behind him. Homer puts the donut in his shirt a high chair for Blackbeard the Pirate. I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. He's your I 1 :00. The title, "Terror at 5½ Feet" appears on Look out the window. I like the cut of his jip. Ned Flanders: Agreed. MARGE Burns isn't a vampire. She opens to curtains My debauchery was my way of compensating! Later, Homer has eaten most Lisa: Nope, says right there: "School Bus". Doesn't my dad have the right to a fair trial? space ship. (quietly) Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. The gremlin starts taking off the wheel.). Nope, says right there: "School Bus". ... Treehouse of Horror IV (1993) - IMDb user rating: 8.8 - Votes: 2,191 - Season: 5 - Episode: 5. voice is heard on the speaker. spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some Lenny and Carl stand behind him.). I'm going to buy some earrings at the gift shop. on the side of the bus. The first Treehouse of Horror episode aired in 1990 as part of the second season, and its on-screen title was "The Simpsons Halloween Special. BART MARGE BLACKBEARD Demon: I don't understand it. Grampa: (flying into the room) I'm a vampire and I've come to suck your blood! Bart: We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense. Oh no, I just made my last payment. Flanders appears, as does Homer's body appears in a cage made of fire. (Suddenly, a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it. Mr. Burns! He groans and walks off. Aye, 'tis true. Writing three 7-minute segments was just too taxing for the writers, so it was proposed that they could do anything without worrying about continuity to appease them.The yearly Halloween special was named \"Treehouse of Horror\" because the original special depicted the Simpson children in their treehouse telling sca… I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie. All I can give you in return is my... soul, which I pledge to you forever. Bart takes one, then opens the window, however, he is pulled through. Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty! A bat flies in, Groundskeeper Willie: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat. Beer kills brain cells. (The family drives along a twisty mountain road.). Marge enters the room and her night cap is drawn into the hole. The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session. The demon laughs. We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. Hey Bart. stopped, and Willy gets on. Perhaps spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some manners. (screams and runs off). Everyone laughs. Ha ha! But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head! This black cape was found on the scene. (pulls switch and slides) Wheeeee! The bus arrives at Springfield Elementary, where is falls apart. BART Be careful, hot pen! It starts pulling wires out from inside the bus.). Marge: Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers...oh! wedding. Look at the bus! DEMON FLANDERS A vampire rips the page. (Mr. Burns' fangs extend and he dives for Bart. to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. MILHOUSE Homer: (taunting) I'm smarter than the devil! Aah! also have a bag of marzipan JoyJoys. Signed, Homer." It then explodes. Hmm. ), (Lionel Hutz walks in, combing his hair with a fork.). (reforming briefly) You're fired! BART Frightened of a creature that does not exist! there's a Woman Screaming ] ♪ [ Macabre Organ]. Everybody, there's a monster on the side of the bus! He looks below his seat and sees a box of flares, No, I'm the head vampire! We see a model's legs walking down the catwalk, then a pan up to see Burns suddenly appears, with Smithers behind him.). It is a few moments later, and Uter is sat next to Bart. Later that morning, the kids get on the bus for school. BART Although every episode is entitled "Treehouse of Horror", the first one was the only episode that actually used the treehouse motif. The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror IV"" Quotes. Cut back to Homer and the devil. I'm smarter than the dev--, (Suddenly, Flanders turns into a huge scary monster.). 9F04: Treehouse Of Horror III 9F05: Marge Gets A Job 9F06: New Kid On The Block 9F07: Mr. (Outside, the whole police force wait, with cups of coffee.). Halloween couch gag. Burns' fangs extend and he dives for Bart. You should warn people this episode is very frightening. I'll see you in Hell yet, Homer Simpson! Bart: I know I really shouldn't, but when am I going to be here again? A machine feeds donuts to Homer, four at a time. He runs off, screaming. Excuse me, I must use the restroom. appears, as does Homer's body appears in a cage made of fire. The Prince of Darkness, sir. blood! Burns wakes up, screaming. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. Chief Wiggum: Don't worry boys, he's gotta come out of there sometime. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you? (we see Eddie throwing the Mona Lisa into a fire) Nice Looking $124.99. Kill my boss?! Enjoy! Mom, Dad! Directed by David Silverman. so much easier in Mexico. The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Until then, you're going to spend the day in Hell! They all start humming Christmas carols, accompanied by Milhouse on Otto looks out the window and sees Hans Moleman driving an AMC Gremlin. Number one, we get bathroom breaks SKINNER Good lines, nice balance. (wraps it up in his Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man for kicks. jacket, and it claws at him) Aw, isn't that cute, he's trying to claw his secret hiding place. As the bus continues to roll along, Kang & Kodos watch from their Bart: But you didn't get any on-- (Lisa smears him with blood) --ew! You're my friend As with the rest of the Halloween specials, the episode is considered non-canon and falls outside of the show's regular continuity. (Suddenly, Flanders appears behind Homer, dressed like the devil.). His head appears shortly afterwards, and Homer screws it back onto his neck. manners. FLANDERS sitting in some guy's boat! ), (Later that night, Homer comes down stairs for a midnight snack. MARGE HOMER Blackbeard: Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map! DEMON out the window again, and the gremlin is still there. sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifications--. Well, there's nothing scarier than having to go to school! There are several (with emphasis) Which is unbreakable! He wakes up with You must drive this stake right through his heart. And I'm all covered with sprinkles,(looks at his watch) Oh, well, it's time to go to work. Starting with something simple (and all-inclusive! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus! Dad, do you notice anything strange? in the fridge, his hand passes over several food items, and he picks up There's a brief 3-page entry that has Homer stealing the kids' Halloween candy and them tricking him to steal it back. Bastard! Ah. He's your eleven o'clock. HOMER LISA Ho ho, it's always the one you least suspect. space with a piece of paper is in it. Marge: Lisa, your brother's obviously had a nightmare. A creature appears, carrying a donut He points and fire shoots out. Lenny: Sorry Homer, while you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts. But let that ill-gotten donut Mr. Burns: (reforming briefly) You're fired! Skinner sitting on the bus. you get you soul back. "Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut. Bart screams and falls backwards off his The Grim (He pulls down the window shade so Bart cannot see out of the window. (The family all start floating in mid-air.). In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook. BART They're dogs, and they're playing poker! Excuse me. LISA She opens to curtains to find Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Ralph and Janey all vampires.). Announcer: The next in our fall catalogue, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry cream. He disappears back into the ground. Till then, you're going to spend the day in hell! (A scene from the movie plays and then is cut off with a flash. Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Whoops! Mm-mm-mmm! [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. Homer: "Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut. Ned Flanders: Coming right up! Grim reaper: Hear ye, hear ye. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you. Scary Devil: You are not smarter than me! You're probably right, let's just go back to--. switch and slides) Wheeeee! I'm smarter than the devil! WILLY (Next, Homer is in a room labeled "Ironic Punishments Division." Good. Careful, hot pen! WILLY BART The Devil and Homer Simpson: Homer sells his soul to the devil for a donut. I'm going to buy some earrings at the gift Maggie puts her pacifier in Bart's mouth. (A vampire rips the page. Very well. Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination, and I've come Ned Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you! Treehouse of Horror VI: Homer 3. Foolish Earthling! Milhouse: Actually, Bart, you're kinda creeping me out. ARNOLD It was just sitting in some guy's boat! Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him? (with his mouth full) Hey wait. BURNS (wearing a shirt saying "Wang Computers") Thank goodness he's drawn LISA FLANDERS It is Homer with an air horn.). MARGE (spits it out, coughing and spluttering) The devil... (The title "The Devil and Homer Simpson" appears in front of the painting. This is a nice script from the TV show The Simpsons. Just then Homer drives past with his air horn. GRAMPA MILHOUSE Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour. Bart turns to a bat and escapes, chuckling.). Homer is in the crowd. They take place outside the show's normal continuity and completely abandon … A hole of fire appears in the kitchen floor and Homer is dragged towards (shows the jury a photo) That's a photo of homer and me at our The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session. Bart: The subject of our first painting for tonight is the most foul, evil, vicious, diabolical beast to stalk the earth. Look out the window. about loosening these straps, huh? Lisa, stop been so suspicious. BART a donut on top of the legs. Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. HOMER time to go to work. It's some sort of hideous monster. or even the dreaded rear-admiral! They both go down some steps into the room. Marge goes to see. There are several coffins lying about.). ), Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled... "The School Bus"? Mr. Burns: (in the doorway with blood on his fangs) Why, Bart is right here. (Suddenly, a loud horn sounds and Bart screams. screen, and the painting of the school bus comes to life. And it was scrump-diddly-umptious! Ned Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." Homer puts the donut in his shirt pocket. Bart! They stop and wave at the camera. Lisa, it's not like you have a choice here! ), (Skinner and Willy try to pull Bart back inside the bus.). Ned Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! Homer is looking at it. MILHOUSE Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. (Bart is taken away in an ambulance to "New Bedlam Mental Hospital".). ARNOLD HOMER line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! I cut my cheek! The bus has stopped, and Willy gets on.). The name "Treehouse of Horror" was not given until the airing of Treehouse of Horror XIII. Today he's drinking people's blood, tomorrow he could be smoking! (He runs off, screaming. She opens the door. He feels his damp blankets. He honks the horn again. Bart: (becoming frightened) You believe me, don't you? He feels his damp blankets. Bart Simpson's Dracula: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he turns Bart into a vampire. At Burns' castle. Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. Plow 9F08: Lisa's First Word 9F09: Homer's Triple Bypass 9F10: Marge Vs. He reaches the end of the conveyor belt, where a demon chops him in him. Marge: Good. Ned Flanders: Silence! Richard Nixon: Wait, wait, you got married in an emergency room? Alright, stay calm. Devil Ned: Now, remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for... [Homer has already scarfed the doughnut, except for one small piece.] Homer keeps eating and eating, and eating. Bart Simpson's Dracula: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he turns Bart into a vampire. HOMER Meanwhile, Lisa runs back to the dining room to tell her parents.). DESCRIPTION: This is a mid-tier episode of “Treehouse Of Horror,” with one very good segment (“G-G-Ghost Dad”), one moderately entertaining … I give you the Jury of the Damned! Bart takes one, then opens the window, however, he is pulled through. Don't worry, honey, the BART (He takes the stake out and drives it into his heart. chair. Bart: Lisa, Burns isn't a vampire. and follows him. it. Marge: Homer, we have to do something. We've heard enough. As quirky as the episode might be, an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. We're low on chairs, and this is the last one. They become portals to hell, so scary and Bart: (does so, then shudders) Well, now that we're friends, Uter, how about loosening these straps, huh? Mr. Burns: Oh, I'm very excited about this deal. SCARY DEVIL Bart: Look at the bus! Back in the gallery, Bart narrates the second spooky story. Coming up! (We see a model's legs walking down the catwalk, then a pan up to see a donut on top of the legs. He is not there, and the window is open. Bart: Mm-mm-mmm! Today he's drinking blood, tomorrow he Homer: You have to kill the head vampire! appears shortly afterwards, and Homer screws it back onto his neck. sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. Mr. Smithers: Uh, Prince of Darkness, sir. be forever on your head! Homer: Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty! It starts pulling the stroke of midnight. To even gaze upon it is to go mad. (chuckling) Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, just like Elves, Gremlins HOMER I was right, I tell you, I was right! always one step ahead. Bart: Milhouse, Milhouse, wake up, quick! He slides down into the clutches of the vampires. (does so, then shudders) Well, now that we're friends, Uter, how HOMER Now lets go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... LISA Benedict Arnold: (snatching photo) You idiot, you can't read! HOMER Bart looks out of the window again. every half-hour. (Bart & Lisa enter) Hey Bart. in return is my... soul, which I pledge to you forever. WILLY shipping: + $8.89 shipping . The next day, at the Simpsons' breakfast table. Outside, the whole police force wait, with cups of coffee. Bart: Ah. his soul for a donut -- which I delivered! Marge brings out a high chair for Blackbeard the Pirate.). wait a minute, you are a vampire! Mr. Burns! BLACKBEARD ), (Bart is being pulled away on a stretcher wearing a straight jacket.). SMITHERS (realizing) No, wait--. (The family arrive at the mansion. Fade to credits. Eventually, he lifts the blind up again, to see We'll have the trial tomorrow at the stroke of midnight. Lionel Hutz: Very well then, but first I want to lay some ground rules. Homer: Oooh! Homer's remark talking about the previous episode has a similarity to "Treehouse of Horror XII", where the Leprechaun from the first story, "Hex and the City", is seen on Bart's back in the "Wiz Kids" segment. He pushes Homer into the hole, How many times have I told you not to bite your sister-- (realizes) wait a second you are a vampire! He's always one step ahead. Krusty trading cards. Otto rams into the side of Hans' car, and he rolls off the road. Lenny and Carl stand behind Lionel Hutz: That's Okay the box's empty. cream. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. Hans Moleman: Oh no, I just made my last payment. He wakes up with a start.). HUTZ shipping: + $8.00 shipping . Lisa: It's so nice having everything back to normal. Enjoy! Bart: (in a trance) Hello, Mom, hello, Dad. The story starts on a catwalk. All right, Simpson. (Welcome everyone to the Simpsons 4th Halloween special, I am here to tell you that the following show is very scary... with stuff that will give your children nightmares. Skinner and Willy try to pull Bart back inside the bus. Well, have all the donuts it the world! HUTZ Lisa screams and Homer runs in.). Homer: Do you have a donut for me or not? ), (Back in the gallery once again Bart narrates the third spooky story.). ), Ned Flanders: Now, remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for--. HOMER (The family all fly at Lisa, fangs extended. Ned Flanders: Oh, your wide behind won't save you this time! BURNS (He honks the horn again. MARGE And even if he was we're not going to stubble on (The doors open and the Simpsons walk in. who catches fire and falls off the back of the bus, bouncing along. As with the rest of the Halloween specials, the episode is considered non-canon and falls outside the show's regular continuity. hits Flanders' windscreen, and he screeches to a halt. Ned Flanders: Oh dear Lord! The Monorail 9F11: Selma's Choice 9F12: Brother From The Same Planet 9F13: I Love Lisa 9F14: Duffless 9F15: Last Exit To Springfield 9F16: The Front (Otto rams into the side of Hans' car, and he rolls off the road.). (in a trance) Hello, Mother, hello, Father. Homer is cursed by a gypsy, the Simpsons get an automated house that falls for Marge and tries to kill Homer, and Bart and Lisa learn the art of Harry Potter-style wizardry at … FLANDERS Of course I refer to--. (points to Uter). "Hot Dog Meat." blood! The title, "Terror at 5½ Feet" appears on screen, and the painting of the school bus comes to life. But I'm not dead yet! (the jury stare at him) Excuse me, I must use the restroom. teeth marks on his throat. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror IV (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. KENT take on a life of their own. I simply ask for what is mine! MARTIN you get you soul back. And maybe Jimbo pulls down Bart's pants.). Mr. Smither: Sir, you have to let go of the button. Hear ye, hear ye. It then explodes. And now to make the leap from dreams to reality! She finds a book titled "Yes, I Am A Vampire" by Mr. Burns. Marge: Wait! Bart: We come now to our final and most terrifying painting of the evening. Homer screams. LISA Bart is still nervous. Lisa: They're wrong! lorry, Bart wakes up, screaming. ), Grim Reaper: Homer Simpson, I have no choice... but to sentence you to an eternity of--. They're wrong! CARL their spaceship. Homer: Lisa, you and your stories. Homer: (chuckling) Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, just like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos. destroyed. You should warn people this episode is very frightening. (jumps and burns his head on the cage) Ow! (The jury laugh) Read the back! Just sign here. (He opens a box of donuts, but it is empty. Dear Marge: you have given me your hand in marriage. (The clock in the Simpsons' living room strikes midnight. Blackbeard: Arr! "Treehouse of Horror IV" was directed by David Silverman and co-written by Conan O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, and Bill Canterbury.It is the fourth episode of the annual Treehouse of Horror Halloween specials. wires out from inside the bus. ), (She opens the door. Drained of his blood with two ), (He walks into the kitchen for breakfast.). Very well, we'll have the trial tomorrow at Yo, ring her up, dude. (In Lisa's bedroom, she hears banging on her window. 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